Operative Briefing

Fellow Operative, as you know since December 17th, 19-[REDACTED], our global metagovernment has controlled the world through fear and propaganda, swaying public opinion with such useful fictions as the Cold War, NASA's 'moon missions' and The Beatles.

Nevertheless there were dissenters and we were occasionally forced to engage in political assassinations, covert wars and in some extreme cases [REDACTED]. This inefficiency was addressed in the 1970's by a low-cost alternative: a system of global mind-control known as The Process.

For more information about The Process and the current crisis affecting meta-government, please watch the orientation video below.